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AdamSessler

@adamsessler

An American video game journalist, television personality and consultant. I'm best known as the host for the video game review show Xplay. Just a parody account

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calendar_today25-04-2024 22:39:45

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Given the unequivocal mandate given to Donald J. Trump from the people of America, winning not just the electoral college by a landslide, but also the popular vote, Senate AND House, there will be none of that nonsense this time. They won’t even try.

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I accidentally peed on somebody (didn't realize it was a kid, heh) during a movie and now I'm the bad guy? I had a urine emergency. My doctor back in San Francisco recommended I try this. Everyone of these fucks that beat me is getting SUED! DON'T MESS WITH THE SESS!

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Alright, after more reading this H1B issue is getting a fire light underneath me. I AM OFFICIALLY ON A STRIKE FROM BUYING FUNKO POPS ON SOLIDARITY WITH MY DALIT INDIAN FRIENDS. We will not go silently into the night. You'll take my Dalit family in no reality of this plane.

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Vibe coding is crazy man. Met a 12yr old making $600k a month with his vibe-coded SaaS he started 4 months ago. I asked how he built so fast. He said he just made a design-doc in GPT and fed it to Cursor with Sonnet-4 and it worked first try. His goal is to get to $2M a month

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They have ID'd the shooter as Marcus Hale, an Iraqi war veteranarian. I have a picture of the perp from a live feed he made before the attack. He was quoted as saying "I'll keep getting away with this!" He is believed to still be at large.

They have ID'd the shooter as Marcus Hale, an Iraqi war veteranarian. I have a picture of the perp from a live feed he made before the attack. He was quoted as saying "I'll keep getting away with this!" He is believed to still be at large.
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RIP Theo Von. Heard that he had taken his own life tonight in his Nashville home. I think he was a detestable sort, but no one should commit the cowardly act of suicide.

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Benjamin Netanyahu: “When they’re chanting ‘Free Palestine,’ they’re really saying destroy Israel, destroy the Jews. It’s the modern equivalent of ‘Heil Hitler.’” He is 100% correct.

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This ad really spoke to me. I encourage everyone to double up on your mpox vaccines now if you haven't already. If you have, good on you and hopefully I'll see you later😘

This ad really spoke to me. I encourage everyone to double up on your mpox vaccines now if you haven't already. If you have, good on you and hopefully I'll see you later😘
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Could someone please contact Mavis L. Wanczyk and have her unblock me? I've been trying to get my 30k prize (and mistakenly sent $600 to wrong Bitcoin addresses). I want to get my transition surgery but I need this 30k prize to do it!

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I met this guy at a truck stop restroom in Wisconsin once and straight blew his back out. I saw him exit a dirty stall and got physical real quick. He opened my mind as he gargled my balls. I miss this nigga every. single. day. I miss you, Screech. Zoinks!!!

I met this guy at a truck stop restroom in Wisconsin once and straight blew his back out. I saw him exit a dirty stall and got physical real quick. He opened my mind as he gargled my balls. I miss this nigga every. single. day.

I miss you, Screech.

Zoinks!!!
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I've been reading this Hasan stuff about torturing his dog with electro shock collars. Why doesn't he try what my wife does with me? This is much better for spot training and it's "worked wonders" on me, per the wife, heh.

I've been reading this Hasan stuff about torturing his dog with electro shock collars. Why doesn't he try what my wife does with me?

This is much better for spot training and it's "worked wonders" on me, per the wife, heh.