Lest we forget, Boris Johnson, still the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, has been on holiday since 7th July. 107 days. Oh apart from a quick jaunt to the USA to do a speech for £135,000 I feel certain this revelation will end him. Your welcome. #AwsomePowerOfAMurphyTweet

'Explain what you mean by Woke & then we can have the conversation'. Incredibly put by Rakie Ayola💜 Still Menopausal. This should be the response to every commentator, Journalist & MP who've become far too comfortable throwing the Term 'Woke' into every one of their dog whistle opinions

Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.

Rachel Burden - What are you doing in your own life to address environment concerns? Therese Coffey(Environment Secretary) - Permanent cups... #BBCBreakfast

This obsession with ‘working hard’ and ‘hard working families’ is depressingly Victorian. We live in an age of machines that can do all that stuff for us. People should be having more diverse and more fulfilled lives, not grinding away until they die.

…and those were just the ones I could fit into one tweet. This isn’t a cost of living crisis. This is a cost of voting in a Tory government crisis.

What are all these scribbles on your keyboard? A brief history of punctuation marks:

I put Mr Blobby into Paranormal Activity. I'm so sorry...

We make plant-based meat for the same reason you wanna date emotionally available men: good meat without all the suffering

These cheeses should be winning creativity awards

If you don’t act to protect the planet, who do you expect will?

Stanford students built glasses for deaf people that transcribe conversation in real time.

Are Crystal Palace F.C. hoping to channel AFC Richmond with their kit this season? #CRYARS #TedLasso #Believe

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This is how you market yourself in the age of AI taking jobs.

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Chris Martin dresses like somebody that would teach you circus skills #glastonbury2024 #ColdplayGlastonbury

#KeirStarmer is doing an amazing job! 7 weeks as PM and he’s already instigated #oasisreunion What magic can he work next?