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Abam

@AdamBroud

Comedian/Writer

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24,1K Tweets

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Nieltown(@nieltown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn. Don’t lowball me. I know what I have. If you can see this listing, that means it is available. Do NOT inbox me asking Is This Available. Scammers will be blocked!!

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your friend, gnome chompsky(@nihilists4jesus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I like it when an athlete wins and says “all glory to god.” I bet god’s like yeah, that’s right, another Super Bowl win for the big guy.

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JT(@tallboythinlegs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

take a look at these men. which one wears the barrel better? obviously the first - the classic barrel style. in this thread, i'll explain why the modern style of a tight barrel pressed against the chest looks significantly worse than the classic big barrel draped over the body

take a look at these men. which one wears the barrel better? obviously the first - the classic barrel style. in this thread, i'll explain why the modern style of a tight barrel pressed against the chest looks significantly worse than the classic big barrel draped over the body
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meredith 🍉(@dietz_meredith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hey. if you and i are both single by the end of the night. do you wanna take a bunch of dead batteries and start slingin’ em at the rats. just see what happens

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Abam(@AdamBroud) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was 16 I wrote some rap lyrics and the only line I remember from it went 'and it's hard for vegetarians to be fed the same bull right out of the cesarian' and I'm every day I'm grateful that even at 16 I had the foresight to never write another rap again.

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Guy at my show: Comedy is the last bastion of free speech

Finding this in my Twitter drafts: Mmhmm too true

Guy at my show: Comedy is the last bastion of free speech Finding this in my Twitter drafts: Mmhmm too true
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noah(@_fromthedale) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guy who won't vote for Trump in 2024 because he believes he won in 2020 and should be ineligible for a third term

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Żarówka(@BivouacChillin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Brother Worm, the rain has passed. Your burrow is no longer waterlogged. Brother Worm, the afternoon sun will not spare you. You must return. Brother Worm, please. There are birds, Brother Worm.

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