| I just can’t help my cult leader level of persuasiveness 😌💅🏻

Just born that way luv 💁🏻‍♀️😌

| Hopefully it doesn’t happen anytime soon because we’ve got so much stuff planned 🥺

As quiet as a shadow, Clementine would tap 𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒 on the shoulder. In her grasp, she had a limited edition Doctor Uckmann superhero trading card — one she knew for a fact wasn’t yet in Ellie’s possession. ‘ 𝙎𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚. ‘

PSA if anyone hurts Clementine's feelings they're getting an arrow to the knee.

| ALL TOO FAMILIAR KSHDDJDJJD IT’S LITERALLY HOW WE PLOT LMAOOO

The only time it would 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 be acceptable to ship Ellie with a guy would be if it was a genderbent Dina named Dino. Last name Saur.

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Clementine 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙩 wish to date Ellie as well. Shifty eyes. No comment at this time.

Yes. Yes. 𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 ... Dina who?

The swaggiest.

Of course, father swag.

|: PLEASE READ MY EXTREMELY TALENTED FRIEND’S SOLO!!! IT’S AMAZING!!!!

‘ Surprise—! ‘ Clementine exclaimed, as if from nowhere. Snaking her arm around 𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒’s shoulders, she lifted an ancient-looking Polaroid camera with her free hand to the angle above and clicked the photograph button.

No one tell 𝐸𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒 that she actually enjoys coffee.

Clem is looking 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮.

𝙂𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨.

😏