Not even exaggerating, having good friends will save your life fr

Sports betting has taught me more about probability and statistics than school ever did

Jim Halpert ignoring the woman in his Florida hotel room to watch prime Miami LeBron was the realest shit of all time

RUSSELL WESTBROOK III

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you

i enjoy isolation way too much

Mfs acting like we’re passing through some sort of portal by 12am, it’s literally just another day man

You could be the worst Black Ops 7 player alive and you'd still look good using a Maddox. It's such a cheesy broken gun.

Same Vibe…

“sorry i have plans today” the plans in question:

Archonist Video in the big 2026... youtube.com/watch?v=EbPxnG… youtube.com/watch?v=EbPxnG…

Don't Scream Together But Instead Nobody's Mic Works Together... youtube.com/watch?v=siZlVK… youtube.com/watch?v=siZlVK…

trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12 to 5 am

never trust a mf who pronounces pokemon like pokeymon

Over the Hedge was really instantly a classic that’s mad funny

when I say “let’s go out to the bar” this is what I mean