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Accidental CISO

@AccidentalCISO

I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.

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linkhttps://www.accidentalciso.net calendar_today16-01-2019 23:43:09

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Jessie Frazelle(@jessfraz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don’t buy coffee beans nor do I own a grinder yet I want these, where you have to ssh to buy them, the anti-pattern of e-commerce is winning me over

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Accidental CISO(@AccidentalCISO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think I've worn out the clicky-switch on my little travel mouse. It's now oscillating between registering nothing and double-clicks at least half the time. It's really quite maddening to use this way. 🀣😭

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Accidental CISO(@AccidentalCISO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have a family member asking me some questions about cryptocurrency and taxes that I can't answer. Anyone in my network a lawyer that specializes cryptocurrency and taxes?

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Accidental CISO(@AccidentalCISO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is what happens when you don't swear around your children. Please set an example and teach them how to use language correctly.

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Accidental CISO(@AccidentalCISO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have a family member asking me some questions about cryptocurrency and taxes that I can't answer. Anyone in my network a lawyer that specializes cryptocurrency and taxes?

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Aliasn00bed(@alostkender) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just remember, I'm not a cybersecurity expert, I'm not a GRC expert, I'm not even a people expert. I'm a person who reads a lot, knows a little about all of those things, and is pretty good at identifying trends.

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Accidental CISO(@AccidentalCISO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You're on a sales call. There is a slide deck on the zoom. There is a CEO in the room with you. An empty cybersecurity budget is lying on the floor. There is an exit behind you.
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Accidental CISO(@AccidentalCISO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There is a lot of money to be made if you are willing to be humble enough to do the things that nobody else is willing to do.

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TC Johnson β“‹(@TC_Johnson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Does anyone know of an open source project that does nightly/weekly releases?

I’m looking for an example, we’re toying with the the idea of doing this for Veilid and/or VeilidChat

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Shaundai Person(@shaundai) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My kiddo wants me to come either read a book or do an activity for/with his kindergarten class. The topic is software engineering

I have absolutely no idea what to do with/read to these kids..does anyone have any ideas?

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ROT26 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦(@rotate26chars) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I feel like my career in security has been a never ending loop of solving real problems, solving some made up problems, and once in a while, literally SCREAMING to anyone who will listen that I'm not a lawyer.

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Accidental CISO(@AccidentalCISO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And then to think… they run millions upon millions of lines of code… and send millions of 1s and 0s to other devices, also running millions upon millions of lines of code running on more billions of transistors… it’s a miracle any of this even works.

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John in Nebraska🌊(@sun_dawg1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Accidental CISO I agree. Waiting for AI to be able to discern source credibility before it ingests crap. Example, before the LLM ingests research, it triangulates the data with other sources, then does credibility ranking. Just a start.

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