In related news, staunch Jacob Zuma butt licker & Insurance expert Charl Niehaus says they'll appeal the Concourt's decision at the International CRIMINAL Court

Judge: Why did you insure the ANC? #rosemaryndlovu: Because they're going to die too

From showing his dick to showing his pussy. Welcome back Richard Spoor

Black people will vote ANC in hopes of a better life, yet this is the very same party that fails to improve the lives of its own workers by not paying UIF and salaries. Once elections are over they'll blame the very party they continously vote for, for not improving their lives.

27 years of the same promises and yet people with so called brains will still vote for the ANC

After 27 years of empty promises will you still vote for the ANC?

That awkward moment when #JacobZuma says vote ANC but his spokesperson Jimmy Manyi is a member of the ATM party

Zuma is at the Pietermaritzburg Police Station to lay criminal charges against Adv Billy Downer for reportedly leaking his medical records. So Zuma wants the very same judicial system he doesn't trust to prosecute Downer

Some use their medical parole to play golf and assault fellow Muslims at the Mosque. Zuma used his parole to campaign for the ANC and open a case against Downer. Medical parole for the "terminally ill" must be nice

A woman has died and a man injured after actor Alec Baldwin fired a prop gun on a New Mexico film set. The movie just happens to be about an accidental homicide

"Mr Mantashe you seem very bloated or did you just swallow your pride or it's all the humble pies the ANC ate in Ekurhuleni"

Mzwandile Masina's chances in Ekurhuleni right now #Elections2021

"Marshall once again the EFF has won several wards on twitter" #Elections2021

Why did Bathabile Dlamini and her former spokesperson Lumka Oliphant need security? The only danger they were in was a black out from all the drinking. The only security needed was securing the free bar in Parliament from Bathabile

The criteria to win Miss SA 1. Must be black 2. Have no history of being white