Ya I was one of them

One of my biggest dreams in life is to eat a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun

What the HECK kind of bird is flappy bird anyways

I'm at twin river and I'm rly feeling the inevitability of death in the air

Flappy bird isn't a game it's a mistake

I declared as a sculpture major today so that's p weird

And I ate an Italian sub with mayonnaise that's also p weird

The wentworth open mic night is the most confusing thing I've ever heard pls help I just want to eat my food

Thank you Jack Cuddy for teaching me tonight that I'm immortal

Half of the dresses I buy transform into jumpers before I actually put them on so I try to fit both legs into one leg hole it's terrifying

8ams are bad anyways but people loudly eating tater tots next to me make it significantly worse

First language: tap dancing in morse code

Why are dresses without pockets still being made

No Joe this has to end

Whitcomb assisted living uses the american horror story font so which grandma is the supreme

my cable box flashed the word "boob" and turned off and now this light is flashing idk whats going on why is obamacare doing this to me

God bless Kim Kardashian

I was takin a shower when this storm happened there is still shampoo in my hair pls go away 911 help I neED TO CONDITION

Last night my hair was set on fire by my best friend so don't trust anybody espEcially ice cream men

Jackie Kennedy's hair is its own entity