"Why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just wait?"

I mean, bottling four competitions is still a kind of a quadruple, if you think about it

🚨| JUST IN: Netflix have reportedly approached Arsenal FC over a new multi-million pound documentary titled “All or Nothing: Just Nothing Again”.

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🚨FACT: Chelsea havn't scored a Premier League goal since the Strait of Hormuz closed.

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JUST IN: Trump announces alliance with Jack Sparrow to help blockade the blockade of the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

Bruno Fernandes has a seriously impressive record at Manchester United 😮‍💨🔥

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Bruno Fernandes 👹 Vote 🗳️➡️ bit.ly/4sJRrd6 Manchester United

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🚨FACT: 8.33% of all World Cup managers have been sacked by Chelsea. (h/t No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!)) Their is still 2 months to improve this figure.

Making progress 🔋

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Welcoming back, Wayne Rooney 🥹❤️ Find out why our all-time leading scorer was at Carrington this week 👀👇

Great to see you, Wazza 🤝❤️