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Matty.

@abbomatty

UK farmer shooting my shot down under. Socially disabled dad of 2 bulldogs

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calendar_today30-03-2013 11:09:02

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Men over 30, do you have any recommendations for wrinkle creams that actually work but don’t cost a crazy amount of money? I’m lowkey thinking Botox will be less hassle

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I’m one month out from applying for Australian permanent residency and it can’t come soon enough. I need a career change

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3rd Christmas Day here in Aus. 3rd Christmas Day I’ll be at work for most of it. It’s legit just another day when you’re not around family

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14 beers later, it’s time for bed. Alarm set for 4:45am. Farming life isn’t the one when you know you’ll be hanging the next day😭

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8 hours to get through tomorrow, bbq tomorrow evening and a whole weekend off to follow. I can’t wait. Tequila is calling my name

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Daylight savings ending has really messed up my morning. It’s 7am (8am) and I have the overwhelming urge to go to the gym

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Find it weird how body dismorphia works. I’ve felt really skinny recently, not eating well and not going to the gym for 1.5 months. Just weighed myself and I am exactly the same weight as before🤷🏼‍♂️

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Australian gays, especially those who are regional, is there a different app other than Grindr or Tinder to meet people?

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Got the house to myself for the first time in maybe 2 years. Gonna celebrate by eating pizza and drinking beer in my boxers with the heating on full blast. Just cause.