Our heroine continues to be the toast of the ton; no wonder so many eligible suitors vie for her attentions! Pick wisely, Ms. Remy--fortune hunters oft have the prettiest smiles... #TheCourtship #TheCourtshipNBC

Happy bookaversary! Kudos to Jennifer Heddle for acquiring the delicious Criminy, and thanks, Delilah S. Dawson has left the building for letting me be a small part of the adventure ♥️

This chef on #BelowDeckDownUnder has the eyes of a serial killer.

How long until we get the TikTok stage version, Anticipated Top-Selling Musical?

Listening to the man at the table next to me tell his date “I see parts of Bertie and Speckle in each of us,” and I’m like YOU MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW. #TucaAndBertie

Re-sharing this as we are looking at some long-term expenses and even though we just had our wedding we may have to get divorced because our medical insurance system is amoral. :( I am really hoping it doesn't come to that.

Is private equity eventually buying S&S and gutting it a better outcome for authors than the merger with PRH?

I voted like I was Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog Day: filed my ballot and retreated to my burrow to escape six more weeks of punditry.

Love this plot twist! But I would expect nothing less from such a talented writer. (Everyone go read THE STATIONERY SHOP, thank me later.)

Um, excuse you, WaPo: Abby is a dog name. 🐶🟦⬜⬜⬜⬜😃 In a stadium of 100,000 people and 100,000 dogs, 82 dogs and 17 people would be named Abby. What about your name? washingtonpost.com/business/inter…

LOL it's called being a control freak. #askmehowiknow

Hobee's

I read this and thought it was about the Lady Gaga song, and I was like, "Yeah, that song is great, but I would love to know more about the backstory of this unreadable player!"

"See, sweetie, it tells you right there what a lanthanide is." "I still don't know what a rare earth element is." "It's a rare element. In the earth." "Fuck you." #jeopardy #familytime

Oh, fun, my day-before travel anxiety has moved up to two-days-before!

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I'm one of the "insiders" sharing some recs! Hope you enjoy.

She. Told. Us.

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Something that always makes me feel like a “New Yorker”: I just placed my breakfast order with only a nod and a smile, and the cashier greeted me by name with my coffee order. What are the small details that make you feel like you really belong in your town?