there’s no way kevin durant said this #fraud

u either die someone who posts their spotify wrapped or u live long enough to become someone who hates people who post their spotify wrapped

she’s got a point

Andrew Tovsky Elon University, Pitcher 2017-2020

i think netflix should also have an unpopular section. sometimes i am in the mood to watch something utterly fucking terrible

not afraid to admit some of the best meals of my life have been at chili’s. love u guys Chili's Grill & Bar

me in this class

an ice cream bill wouldn’t be rewarding for me ? this lady and i have fundamentally different ideas of what a government is supposed to do

i will be starting my own ballot w all the baseball writers and will now cast the inaugural vote. they all suck

it’s gonna suck for my haters when they find out i’ve sunk my 401k into the color green

You’re a 2019 World Series Champ and nobody can ever take that away from you. Thank you, Mr. National.

as long as elon musk doesn’t somehow get a hold of my yelp burner i don’t have much of an issue

The Seattle Mariners are calling up right-hander George Kirby, one of the best pitching prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Kirby, 24, is a former first-rounder who dominated at AA this season. Huge stuff, huge ceiling and the Mariners, who are slumping, could use a boost.

This reaction from George Kirby’s family is EVERYTHING 🥺

A day George Kirby will never forget.

u have a long prosperous career i get fired before i finish training we are not the same

Day 2 of the #MLBDraft22 sees Alex Iadisernia selected by the St. Louis Cardinals in the 7th Round. 👏👏👏 #phoenixrising #elonbaseball #ElonInThePros

Thank you to the Nationals organization for the opportunity to realize a childhood dream. I am forever grateful to my teammates and coaches, as well as the player development and training staffs.