Dope pope

Used to live in a place with shared bathrooms(never again, but it was cheap...). One of my neighbors complained to management that I was leaving streaks. Mf I only pooped on company time, aint no fuckin way.

If you're a tech worker, leave us alone. Tech workers are proficient at turning gardens into server farms.

Dana Scully, Daniel Jackson, and Samantha Cater had to have been the start of so many careers

I wish this shit wasn't so expensive because it's great. It's not (insert current price here) great, but still great.

Yes

Wasn't aware that I physics sets in at a certain age

I watch a lot of YouTube shorts. Found love a couple times and it kinda sucked.

Honestly, my cook jobs. Grew up poor so I feel like I got a bad shake, but also I literally did not know I liked steak until many years in when I learned to actually cook it. My mom also potentially accidentally killed a seagull or two with her biscuits.

Dreamt I had. 5 speed 90s Caprice and I want that dream back.

Depends on the person. I wouldn't want someone hanging off me like this but I have definitely had friends with whom it's easy to cook, especially if they have worked professionally in a kitchen. Can you peel and chop these while I get these started? Not that hard.

1. Loss Leader: cheap item to get people in the door. 2. They bought their own chicken farms to make it reasonable. 3. A rotisserie sounds fancy but is a very basic and easily scalable cooking method.

34yo me playing catch with the 20yos when I'm back at college again: splitter, splitter, 2 seam, change up(trying to impress the boys), slow 4 seam, shitty curve, ow my fuckin back I gotta take a break my bad dudes. Anyone want a Rainier?

Naw. 2nd needs to be a Casio world timer or og small GShock. These two are just clones of eachother and the fw91 is tiny for anyone with normal sized wrists.

(Insert the entirety of Use of Weapons by Iain M Banks)

Jack the Lion is my favorite song of theirs, and their third album is also fantastic.

Left aerospace mostly because this shit. Should have known I was in the wrong space when there were anti-union stickers on the giant mills machining F35 afterburner frames, but (most)everyone is 25 at some point.