I don’t know how to phrase this in a way that won’t sound insane but South Jersey feels more like a different country to me than some actual foreign countries have

Did the name 100 women challenge followed by the name 100 fish species challenge. It took me 8x longer to name the women. I would like to apologize to women.

Beautiful longfin darter specimen I caught in Virginia this weekend

Me on a hiking date trying to act normal and avoid pointing at fallen logs and saying "wow those look really flippable I bet there's some cool beetles under there"

I'll say it since everyone else is afraid to, staying in the lines while you drive is really hard

Some more fish of the days from my whiteboard at work :)

Just watched a woman on my flight play sudoku for over an hour while clearly not knowing what she’s doing. I don’t know what she thought the rules were but she had a column with five 3s and wrote a 10 in the middle like it was a free space on a bingo board

Some beautiful fish from my west coast trip :)

Some cool salt water catches in New Jersey as the summer heats up

Why on the highway is the fast lane always too fast for me but the slow lane too slow for me? Can’t we all just agree to go 5 over like god intended

Being a sardine in this gotta feel so good

The tropicals have arrived in New Jersey :)

The first cave-adapted organism ever found in New Jersey! A completely blind, colorless amphipod that lives in the groundwater and was not known to occur in New Jersey until today. Found in an underground cave stream.

I want to be buff but not because I wanna be more attractive or healthy or disciplined or whatever, I just wanna be able to flip really big logs for bugs

1) lol didn't do that 2) lol didn't do that 3) hell yeah 4) lol didn't do that

Some beautiful fishes from my trip to Paraguay ❤️

glob time

If the thing your body needs most when you're sick is sleep why does every single symptom of every single sickness make sleeping significantly harder