That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

MTV CRIBS USED TO BE LIKE THIS 😂😂 x.com/youfunnyb/stat…

Austin & Vanessa are legit goals pic.x.com/sXSdkK4gn4

My future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. Sike, see you in ten years bitch.

why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for

me: I got shot 4 times school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous

*ignores text* "my phone so dry"