Oscar Wilde’s publishers in the late 1880s:

The Great American Novel is actually the television show Deadwood

oh my god

8 minute wait for an uptown 4 at Wall St 8:45am on a weekday is pathetic, MTA

lmao. 90/10 issue for the base and 10/90 for our representatives. i wonder why…

Just checking if it's still "blood libel" and "antisemitic" to raise concerns about this?

When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei

Never want to hear about “antisemitism” again in my life

liberalism is so crazy man

Arsenal every April.

I have some ideas for how to improve The Pitt. first, put Perlah in every scene. If Perlah isn’t in a scene, all of the other characters should be asking “where’s Perlah?”

oh so Spurs are actually going down aren't they

Rory really got over this yips, huh?

“Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime” is a prime-era Dril tweet, let’s be real here

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history