I, myself, miss when March was mad. #MarchMadness

The shocking Mario Pinto performance was against Diniz. This one is otherwise very normal. How bad is Diniz’s grappling? #UFCLondon

Fight reminded me of Buday-Satybaldiev. “Oh…if these dudes were the same size, one is significantly better.”

But then, you don’t have 13-14 fights on an event that allow you to sell advertising over several hours. It’s all about $$$ at the end of the day. We’re all here watching, so it must not be that bad yet, they say. #UFCLondon

These are two defensively sound dudes. Not an inch to land. #UFCLondon

I guess Nathaniel Wood by decision as an underdog is indeed an infinite money glitch. Never got touched clean. Keita also seems very forgettable in such a stacked division. Probably has wrestling issues, too. #UFCLondon

Big weight cut for Sola in a fight that looks like this… #UFCLondon

1-1. What a fight. One of those bangers that will be lost to time but is just incredible MMA.

Beneil Dariush and Michael Chandler are ranked and Mason Jones isn’t. LMAO. #UFCLondon

Yeah, that definitely needed to happen. LOL. #UFCLondon

The Iwo fade is set to be generational.

If we’re going to have stand ups, we need a possession arrow like in basketball where if two guys are gonna stare at each other like this, one of them gets top control on the ground after a while. Venom Page fights remain a cringe watch. #UFCLondon

29-28 Patterson. The cage control in R3 was the clearest round of the fight. #UFCLondon

Parlay bros in my DMs pounding the table for a decision for a guy just landed 22 strikes in 15 minutes.

There was no striking or noteworthy damage in that fight. Zero. In a more just system, both of those first two rounds were 10-10 ties. Patterson’s R3 cage control was the only truly scoreable criteria. What Page moment are you pounding the table for him to win that fight with?

If we’re going to sanction this with athletic commissions, can we make the contracts public? Evloev not shooting takedowns here is just insanity. It has to be in the agreement. #UFCLondon

I’m pretty sure Murphy hurt his hip or core in Round 4. Saw him wince and switch stances. Probably in survival mode. #UFCLondon

Should be 48-46 Murphy. Genuinely think he’d have shut out Evloev without the injury. #UFCLondon

WHAT??? Ridiculous decision. Absolutely ludicrous. Murphy won that fight. #UFCLondon

Judges watching that really said Movsar won 80% of that fight. What are we doing? Seriously, what are we doing? It’s probably a clean sweep if Murphy’s hip didn’t pop out of place.