Several years ago there was a commercial where a woman asks Alexa if it’s raining outside, despite being very close to the windows. I found this extremely silly because why would she not just look outside with her own eyes.
Well, guess what I just fucking did 💀

I can tell I’m 25 now because I’m drinking a La Croix for the first time since 17 and it’s like actually pretty good now whereas I detested it before

Portland was cool 🫶🏻

I’m convinced that the writer/director of the newest Godzilla x Kong movie just REALLY wanted to see giant monsters fight and absolutely did not care how logistically it happened so long as it happened

No matter how hard I try I will never understand Lyft pricing. I selected a ride that could pick me up in four minutes, I place the order which is like 25 dollars. Then it’s like “awesome! Your driver will be there in 20 minutes” WHAT

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING GUYS OMG. I just boarded my flight to Portland and for the first time EVER I have a kid behind me relentlessly kicking my seat.

Thank GOODNESS I can take my artificial skeleton bones in my carryon, I was worried I’d have to fit them into my checked bag

expanded horizons 🌾🌻🌷🌿🪻🌻✨

Sneaking to the kitchen, getting myself a little treat xox

Just saw two sisters getting their nails done and they were literally the embodiment of this photo

THESE ARE SO BOMB I NEED THESE

The car full of teenage boys next to me at the stop light made fun of me for dancing along to my music 😭😭😂

Y’all are lucky jackson dickert just saved everyone’s lives by sending these bad boys (thank you for sending them these are literally so good!)

Subway forgot my cookie, which as you all know, is the best part. Tis a sad day.

I mash in smash bros wayyy too much for this to be viable for me