i love that i can make direct eye contact with whoever is across from me

lmfao i brought my date around my friends and he was like "i thought i was chronically online but you guys were saying things ive never even heard of"

they got a filipina in dexter named yuki LMFAOOO

i need you guys to learn the phonetic alphabet omg. some customer just said "v for vegeta" LMAO

do not pass me the blunt! skip me in the rotation! i will get scared high and ruin the vibe!

i’m lying i know exactly wtf to do .

sorry4happymaxxing

every time i go to this bar theyre playing george harrison omg its like they want me to boom myself

will delete this later probably idk but i just wanted to share the fact that im wearing one of my favorite t shirts. Monkey

BAD LUCK TO TALK ON THESE RIDES