A Pig Called Eggs come and have a fun time.

Did you know those sexy cats Distorted Tapes are having another all day Xmas Festival on 8th December at the Haygate? You didn't? #youdonow.

They're gonna have those sexy T-Shirts for sale too. Everything Distorted Tapes do is a bit sexy. I'm going to have words with their mom.

And the mighty Lady Fortune Wax Futures and The Sunset Limite:D are playing too. They're all sexy. Should stop saying sexy now. #sexy

Sexy.

We're going to be doing some gigs soon in Brum. You're all invited. So long as you're sexy. Or you have snacks.

Sexy snacks.

NEW TRACK IS UP. GO GO GO GO GO. waxfutures.bandcamp.com and make sure you share it around.. we want EVERYONE to hear it!

Sorry for silence. Working on getting gigs and dat. Confirmed Brum show 22nd Feb at the Actress and Bishop. Come along! #canyoupigit.

Q: Can APCE play my local party/wedding/bah mitzvah? A: Why yes we can. Because we now have our own PA. Thanks for asking. How are you?

We're playing the Actress and Bishop on Friday 22nd. It's in Brum. It's only a fiver. With some ace bands also playing also with us also.

Did I mention the sensational The Sunset Limite:D are playing as well? Because they are you know.

Like all the cool kids we're going to the The Haygate tonight to play some splinteryfuckrockriffs with Wax Futures and Nick Lady Fortune

'A Pig Called Eggs are simply fucking phenomenal. They made good meat out of rotten eggs. Sick ass fucks.' - Dr. Hilary Jones. Thanks Hils.

Well, we had fun last night. Even though we did eat some out of date 'Pork Crunch'. Thanks for having us Wax Futures . Great set!

Listen to Amazing Radio tonight after 9 for some pork flavoured riffy beats by yours truly. Celebrate by having a packet of Skips.

Did you hear us on Amazing Radio ? Did you have a packet of Skips? Fun times. We ate so many Skips we did a sick. #radiotimes

Playing a rock show with The Double Happy A Pig Called Eggs and Angry Lennox in May at the Slade Rooms, Wolverhampton.

Hello Twitter. You smell lovely. Our next gig is in Shrewsbury's Yorkshire House, 23rd September. Come on in, the waters fine.

How Do?!?! Back on the twitters after a long time away. Special