Sophie, If I'm still here in 7 months time I think I'm going to be a rather sorry individual!

Made a few notes: Bacon, ten on ten. Button mushrooms, bingo. Black pudding, snap! Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans - I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision! #UseASausageAsABreakwater

Yes - the weekend is an extender👌

Sophie, If I'm still here in 7 months time I think I'm going to be a rather sorry individual!

Move and fire and move and fire and move and fire!!!

They've rebadged it, you fool!

Thank Frigg it's Friday!

If you're near enough you can take a head shot, again he's going down!

How much is a monkey? How much is a mouse?

They've rebadged it, you fool!

Can you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea!

Hello, is that Currys? I'd like to make an enquiry about two supplementary auxiliary speakers to go with my midi hi-fi system apropos achieving surround sound.

Can you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea!

As we look back on a fantastic year...

Guess which one of you two ladies I'm gonna make love with now?

Hello, is that Currys? I'd like to make an enquiry about two supplementary auxiliary speakers to go with my midi hi-fi system apropos achieving surround sound.

As we look back on a fantastic year...

I loved that phrase you used it's very, very clever - Revolution not Evolution

You know those little soaps you leave in the shower room? They withstand at best one aggressive body scrub!

What's this little sink here? Get rid of it!