We warned you Global warming is real. This proves it.

College kids are exempt from the Constitution because colleges are on private land.

Uneducated MAGA extremists will never figure it out.

Why would a vampire need a facial?

I always go to the White House Correspondence Dinner so I can be around real journalists.

The Correspondence Dinner provides a much needed relief for the media to have one night of rest from speaking truth to power against our government.

The Constitution doesn’t apply on college campuses.

This is the best parody account on X.

Holding hands with Joe Biden in a photo op is what real resistance is all about.

I watched a pickleball match today but I never did see the pickle.

We should officially make Ukraine our 51st state.

Funding both sides of a war is the only way to save democracy.

Speaker Johnson is fast becoming my favorite Congressman.

I'll only support more funding for the Iron Dome in Israel if it's powered by solar panels.

By giving Iran billions at least they'll have the money to Go Green during this time of war.

We must give the power to the FBI to spy on every American without a warrant to save democracy.

This is disgusting - Elon Musk should not allow fake parodies like this of me on Twitter.

The Eclipse is proof that Climate Change is real.

The pizza ovens in NYC caused the earthquake today.

Told ya.

Fracking during the Trump administration caused the earthquake in New Jersey today.