Funding both sides of a war is the only way to save democracy.

Speaker Johnson is fast becoming my favorite Congressman.

I'll only support more funding for the Iron Dome in Israel if it's powered by solar panels.

By giving Iran billions at least they'll have the money to Go Green during this time of war.

We must give the power to the FBI to spy on every American without a warrant to save democracy.

This is disgusting - Elon Musk should not allow fake parodies like this of me on Twitter.

The Eclipse is proof that Climate Change is real.

The pizza ovens in NYC caused the earthquake today.

Told ya.

Fracking during the Trump administration caused the earthquake in New Jersey today.

I'm going to start my own social media company and put Elon Musk out of business.

Stay tuned.

If you don't think the Trans community is oppressed - they just finished Transgender Visibility Day and now they have to wait 2 entire months before they get to celebrate Pride Month the whole month of June.

Happy Transgender Visibility Day.

The only day they’re heard from all year.

Transgender Day is a real holiday.

You mad, bro?

You're literally an illegal alien.

Stop telling me to tweet more.

I'm busy saving this racist country.

Another prime example of why Elon Musk should ban all parody accounts of me on X.

RICO literally stands for - Rico Isn’t Crimes Omg.

Republicans are so stupid.

These parody accounts of me are getting more ridiculous by the minute.

No, Hunter doesn't have to show up to a Congressional hearing.

He's the President's son and has immunity.

Maybe some of you hillbilly MAGAt supporters should put down the Pabst Blue Ribbon and read the Constitution.