Toxicity under control is chemistry

I’ve gotten very good at predicting coin tosses my hit rate is like 50% 🤟

Sure you can leave a conversation or you can just do 🤙 and make others leave

This Peter Cat Recording Co sings English songs in Hindi somehow

Where there’s a beach, there’s a flip-flops shop nearby

I just want to be confident enough to use ‘perhaps’ casually in a sentence. Maybe some day. Maybe.

What do you call a donut with a chunk bitten off? don’t

Breathing is involuntary. Unless you do it at an NGO, then you’re volunteering.

14th Feb 8pm NCPA Mumbai come celebrate Valentines day with Us with a super fun lineup host by Jeeya Sethi comics talking about love and heartbreak Devanshi Shah Chirag Sejal Bhat Joel siddharthchandel in.bookmyshow.com/events/breakup…

Beautiful 🤌

Watched Pathan and this movie is sooo idiotic I love it

I like stressed out people. They make me feel so comfortable.

(Influencer voice) So a lot of you guys have been asking about the best, Top-rated Sai Baba Mandirs in Mumbai. So here are some great finds that all have a rating >4.5 ✌️🫰

It’d be so useful to have a “Get back to main topic” button on all these Google Meet, Teams, Zoom apps.

Very excited for these shows! Book now while it’s earlybirding!

The sand worm can only be ridden by the Duke Muad’Dib Kwisatch adrak

Nahi nahao toh main gandi ho jati hoon. Nahao toh mera bathroom.

Wish WhatsApp would give me an “Edit” button for the other person’s messages also so I could correct everyone’s spellings.