Great to see an appearance from those quintessentially Parisian characters, the Minions. #OpeningCeremony

I hate CGI studios

Gymnastics 🤝 science lessons Calling things “apparatus”

This is an important contribution to the literature

Nothing tastes sweeter than French tears

twat summer

Ordered Théo a red bucket hat (his request) for our holiday and shout out to all the people buying it with a blue duffle coat to put together that perfect Paddington fit

"The only sport" - cricket takes 5 days lads, you have no idea

So sick of having the woke agenda shoved down my throat by the likes of *checks notes*… Algeria

Sad news about Graham Thorpe. A rare bright spot amongst the poor England sides of the 90s - averaging 46 in those teams was a massive achievement.

Bet this will be finished before the Camp Hill line stations open