I love him so much.

This is currently me and yes, I am holding this whole place together.

sad to report that there was no mention of patty schnyder in luca guadagnino’s challengers

Even better than the eclipse itself was the bumping into folks in the community you know or have never met to excitedly share the silly little glasses.

Humans can be so good.

Difficult to express how much I miss Ash Barty.

Can’t help but feel she’d still be out here eating everyone alive if she wanted to be.

Nothing could be more Danielle Collins than announcing you’re retiring and then just going on a maverick run.

The loudest possible way to exit. Perfection.

Told a guy I was going to the movies yesterday. This is how it went:

“You mean like, a movie theater?”
“Yes!”
“Man, I haven’t been since I was a kid.”
“…really? At all!?”
“Yeah, do adults do that?”
“They do!”
“Wow. I get everything I need on YouTube”.

I am BOTHERED.

My absolute lack of survival instincts further confirmed.

We just had an earthquake in Brooklyn?!?

Dan Stevens going from Downton Abbey to one of our greatest Weird-Guy-With-A-Fun-Accent actors should be studied.

It’s very Daniel Craig coded, if you think about it.

Welcome to Florida’s Danielle Collins Arena for another edition of the #MiamiOpen presented by itaú.

Danielle Collins is like a cheerleader crossed with a shotgun. This is America, baby. #MiamiOpen

Tennis is great because there’s no way you bump into these two in the wild and think “ah yes, among the most fearsome athletes in the world.” #MiamiOpen

If Grigor Dimitrov and Danielle Collins win the #MiamiOpen we should just stop tennis right there.

Perfect series finale. No notes.

Borna Coric missing from the list? Frances Tiafoe? Stan Wawrinka?

Open the schools!!!

Danielle Collins showing up at an event in Florida wearing rainbow wristbands is yet another reason she’ll always be an icon.

Some players are technically Top 10 but will never really be Top 10. Also, some players will always be Top 10 regardless of the number next to their name.

We all know this to be true.

Nothing in this world jump-scares me like the Eddie Redmayne Cabaret ads on Instagram.

The number of times I’ve been at the business end of a great match on TC+ and have had the ending spoiled because it turns out I’m 10 minutes behind real life…atrocious.

My subscription ends this summer and I’m not renewing.