Sorry Connor Phillips, you've taken the brunt of my Kopite revenge. 15 years of post derby day trauma in the making. UTFT!!! 🔵⚪🍬

This video of this little mascot jumping up and down with Tarkowski has made my day tbh

RIP Magic Of The Cup

The FA have announced that they are scrapping replays from the first round proper because some players earning £300,000+ a week can’t play 2 games a week

#nonleague football #nonleague #facup #FuckTheFA #FuckThePremierLeague

'Grassroots' doing a lot of heavy-lifting here. It's almost like in this context it is just a completely hollow soundbite to try and defend the indefensible, but they wouldn't do that would they?

A better answer to the FA Cup replay issue would be to give any club that doesn't want to take the replay the option to forfeit the tie. Just as the rules state when any other club is unable to fulfil a fixture for no good reason. F*** the corrupt, elitist Premier League and @fa

729 teams compete in the The Emirates FA Cup. Why is its format being dictated by the Premier League who represent c.3% of them? Why were EFL clubs not given a say? Why is the EPL even dictating whether replays are allowed in rounds they don’t participate in? Protest is needed! #FACup

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I can’t help but wonder if my viral post helped inspire this bit? 😅 Don’t mind in the slightest though, The Exploding Heads are always great.

18? Jesus, where was his paper round, Precinct 13?

'Those are FAKE hands....'

Surely there has to be a conclusion soon to The Truman Show professional football career of Joe Gomez?

Big fan of turfing families out of their homes to build enormo stands with hole-punch aesthetics...

I have no insider information, but as a hunch I'm guessing we will be starting next season - assuming we are still in the top division - with minus 3 points. No way they will dock points for a 2nd time in the same season (for largely the same 'crime') with just a few games left?

Never been able to stick this gobshite - O'Neil, I mean, not Rob!

I've read an awful lot of nonsense about Neal Maupay since he's scored a few goals.

The wrong kind of shithouse at the wrong time for Everton. A cheeky goldfish in a shark-infested tank of raw sewage. Was never and is still not the answer to any questions around EFC right now.

There’ll be no mention of that Fulham handball ever again.

Bad refereeing is a UFO and Evertonians are the rednecks that no-one believes.

Miles Kane on the Spurs bench there ...

'The league will make no further comment...' apart from to leak to trusted sources what they feel would make a suitable punishment before any investigation concludes...