"𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐱, 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐧." 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥. 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝘸𝘢𝘺.

................................................. 𝘚𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.

𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥?

// : Pro tip, for out of the box cake mixes! Add two egg yolks alongside the eggs the box mix requires. Use coconut or almond milk instead of water. And use but melted butter instead of the oil. Or two tablespoons of mayo instead of oil. 🥰🥰🥰

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦."

"𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐡𝐢𝐦."

"𝐁𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧."

// : I wanna bake now…

// : Hyper fixation at its best. Now I HAVE to find a recipe for something to bake tomorrow, and I blame you guys.

// : Do you have eggs?

// : Do you have sugar?

// : Peanut butter?

// : LMAO PrOfEsSiOnAl

// : Hmm. Gimme a sec

// : DO YOU HAVE BUTTER SALT FLOUR AND AMY KIND OF JAM/JELLY?!?!?!

// : GODDAMMIT

// : DO YOU HAVE OATS?!?!

"𝐃𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨, 𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡?"