guy listening to his first Red Hot Chili Peppers song: huh, i guess California IS kind of fake, if you think about it. Keenly observed! Can't wait to hear the other, surely multitudinous insights these chaps bring to bear

[Sopranos at the boba tea shop] TONY: What the fuck. (turning around) Where the fuck are we now? I'm sick of these little computer pricks, can't even write a joke anymore! 'It's funny cuz Tony Soprano is there!' Fuck off!! PAULIE: Take it easy, T. Have a sippa this booba.

i'm tall enough that everyone taller than me has an immediate -100 to reputation score with my faction (Me)

PRO THIEF: Parker, it's you! c'mere, man! (PARKER chops him in the gut. he falls over and pukes) OLD HEISTER: that's Parker. he's the best ME: (watching Parker Kubrick-stare at the wall) didn't everyone die on like, the last five jobs he was in on? OLD HEISTER: good old Parker

I can't force the application to quit that's my emotional support Lenovo Vantage Background Task Host (2)

the chemical name "hydrazine" comes from 'hydra,' meaning lethal monster, and 'zine,' meaning shoddily-assembled packet