Damn straight. #aflpieslions

Haha. Not likely. Go watch Rugba League, you blob! #aflpieslions

Cheers! #aflpieslions

It’s actually embarrassing that you think the game is free of bias. But as a Pies nuffy, we expect this kind of take. #aflpieslions

A lifetime ban and a court appearance should do the trick. Disgraceful behaviour, but what else would anyone expect from Carlton FC fans. Deadset scum of the earth!

All decisions are 100% correct. #AFLBluesSaints

All decisions are 100% correct at all times. Don’t make us tap the sign. #afldogshawks

We’ve seen the stats at half time. Expect a big 2nd half. #afldogshawks

All decisions are 100% correct, on all occasions. Don’t make us tap the sign. #aflpowerhawks

Our instructions with regard to player Rioli tonight #aflpowerhawks

As we approach the final six minutes, a reminder that all decisions are 100% correct, at all times. #aflcatslions

Sorry guys. We tried our best to help you, but you buggered it up all on your own. #aflcatslions

Enjoy your summer.

Was Rhys Stanley wearing blue and white or lime green? We thought he was yours. Anyway, never mind. You can find other non-Geelong people to blame over the summer. 👌🏻

Oh goodness. This is a wild position to take. Your 46 followers must enjoy your dribble if this is the level.

We thought there was a #Brownlow embargo.

All votes are 100% correct at all times. #brownlow

The voting process is robust and no impropriety should be assumed. Although, Jon is a paid beneficiary of the AFL machine so this has the hallmark of ‘damage control’ or ‘a running defence’. You be the judge, people!

Katy Perry is being paid $5m for her GF gig. In other news, umpires are still semi-professional.

Can someone call Israel and get them to add the NRL bunker to their list? #nrlgf