Theres one 4th of July that sticks out to me, 1997. That’s the year my stepdad pulled me aside from the fireworks show to reveal he bought a grenade. He tossed it off a nearby cliff and just he and I watched it explode. I started calling him dad after that. The man earned it

Super pumped for this show - Saturday - Denver Colorado. David Gborie and Jacob Rupp will also be on the show. You don’t wanna miss this

MINNEAPOLIS Sisyphus Brewing 8/10! CHICAGO The Lincoln Lodge 8/13! Coming through w Zak Toscani Tx - seanjordancomedian.com/tour-encore

Zak Toscani in the latest draft.

I've seen Sean Jordan eat 200 boneless wings on accident.

👀 Via @ryanhumor

Tonight! Milwaukee- tickets are actually pay what you want - so come on out! Tix here: componentbrewing.com/event-details-…

Retweeting in solidarity of free speech as a proud American, and because this legit made me laugh.

400 episodes of All Fantasy Everything! THANK YOU to everyone whos listened, drafted, held your own drafts on road trips, in classrooms, seen us on the road, gotten AFE tattoos, gotten engaged on stage, flown in from other continents, zipped through the whole catalogue 5 times...

Todays the day and yes it will be filmed

Hell yeah

IF I’M CELEBRATING TWISTED TUESDAY AND YOU’RE CELEBRATING TWISTED TUESDAY, THEN WHO’S GIVING OUT 69 FOLLOW BACKS IF YOU RT?? (it’s me)

Ms. WHO?!

Hey all family! Recently one of our own lost their grandmother and are in need of some help and support. Give if you can, share if you can't. gofundme.com/f/assist-with-…

I know Sean doesn’t want a bunch of public knowledge about his daughter, so I hope he doesn’t hate me for sharing this but, she’s the biggest Lou Rawls fan I’ve ever seen

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

I think someone told Sean that the longer he does the ad reads the more he gets paid

If you’re in Dallas/Fort Worth go see David Gborie headline the Dallas Comedy Club this weekend. Who knows who you’ll see there…

(Warning: long rant) My liberal friends are completely oblivious about how radicalizing the last week has been for tens of millions of normal Americans. Zero clue. I’m not talking about people who are “online”; I mean regular, everyday Americans. “Normies.” People who scroll