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Danielle Smith ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

@ABDanielSmith

Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶🐶 TBA puppet. Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs

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2 weeks ago

*Note to self: Add Craig Snodgrass to list of mayors to remove when Bill 20 passes.

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2 weeks ago

Albertans have had enough of:
✅ A broken healthcare system
✅ The underfunding of social services
✅ The mismanagement of taxpayer dollars
✅ The deliberate lies, disinformation & gaslighting

They’ve had enough of … oh wait that’s all me?!

Albertans have had enough of: ✅ A broken healthcare system ✅ The underfunding of social services ✅ The mismanagement of taxpayer dollars ✅ The deliberate lies, disinformation & gaslighting They’ve had enough of … oh wait that’s all me?! #EnoughIsEnoughUCP #abpoli #yeg #yyc
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2 weeks ago

Good thing this isn't happening in Canada!

Conservative politicians like me would quickly be out of a job in politics. Fortunately, we'd be able to keep spreading our lies & disinformation on social media, alternative media, radio shows, and podcasts.

cbc.ca/radio/asithapp…

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2 weeks ago

That's right Brian!

The UCP didn't do a damn thing to help make the Trans Mountain Pipeline a reality but boy are we going to discredit! We haven't even tried to build any pipeline.

We'll do what we do best, and that's blame Ottawa, blame Trudeau, blame the NDP for everything!

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2 weeks ago

Yep! This is exactly how trickle down economics work and why I am a bought and paid for supporter of it!

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2 weeks ago

Let me make this abundantly clear for all Albertans.

We will not touch your pensions! . . . I mean, your access to abortions.

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2 weeks ago

Exciting!

Pierre Poilievre’s new bus stop benches are showing up all over Calgary and will be coming soon to a bench near you!

Next election, vote Poilievre, so you know what to expect from government. LIE is literally in his name!

Exciting! Pierre Poilievre’s new bus stop benches are showing up all over Calgary and will be coming soon to a bench near you! Next election, vote Poilievre, so you know what to expect from government. LIE is literally in his name! #cdnpoli #abpoli #yuc #EnoughIsEnoughUCP
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2 weeks ago

Alberta’s health care system is still broken.

This mother spent over 10 hours in ER waiting for care for her child and still no bed for them.

That’s why Alberta is focusing on building a rail system, so Albertans can look for doctors in other communities. That’ll fix things!

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2 weeks ago

Great work Brian!

Don't tell anyone it was the UCP who defunded Edmonton & Calgary police through million dollar budget cuts and created the rise in crime in the first place.

Let's just take credit for replacing some of their funding to make it seem like we're fixing things.

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2 weeks ago

Sorry Mayor Sohi,

Your plan to fix Bill 20 doesn't work.

This plan doesn't allow a means for David Parker/Take Back Alberta to influence municipal elections. Nor does it allow me to interfere with bylaws or Ric McIver to fire councillors. 🤷‍♀️

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2 weeks ago

Alberta's electricity grid doesn't need 600MW of power.

If Albertans don't use their furnaces, air conditioners, stoves, dryers, and TVs, there is more than enough electricity for our most important consumers of electricity: Corporations!

calgaryherald.com/opinion/column…

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2 weeks ago

Personally, I like the new Canadian Military logo!

Personally, I like the new Canadian Military logo! #cdnpoli #military #abpoli
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2 weeks ago

Unbelievable!
Ottawa is unable to stay in their own lane!

I'm going to work quickly with Jason Nixon to ensure this funding gets blocked! If we wanted Boyle Street to get funding to build a new homeless shelter, we would fund them! NOPE!

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2 weeks ago

What a great time to be Conservative in Canada!

It doesn't matter if what we say is true or not. There are no laws against politicians lying, so we can say whatever we want!

There's no law legalizing hard drugs, but that doesn't stop Poilievre from making posts like this:

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3 weeks ago

Well, so much for my carbon neutral 2050 target. 🗑️

New target: Alberta will be carbon neutral by 2100!

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3 weeks ago

Ooooooo... Hummmm.... Sorry... No, can't do that.

The only thing I hate more than Trudeau are doctors who stayed silent during COVID while 'Big Pharma' pushed gene-altering clot shots on innocent victims over a made-up plandemic.

I'm paving the way for naturopaths.

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3 weeks ago

Hey Alberta!

We're quickly approaching my 365-days as elected premier and this person put together a report card on how great of a job I'm doing in office!

Take a look and see for yourself all the promises I've made and delivered! 👀👇

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3 weeks ago

Hey Alberta!

Who wants to join me in supporting a real working man's politician: Pierre Poilievre?

I am sure every hard working Albertan is willing to spend $1,725 to drink wine and listen as he tells us how unaffordable living in Canada has become under Trudeau.

Hey Alberta! Who wants to join me in supporting a real working man's politician: @PierrePoilievre? I am sure every hard working Albertan is willing to spend $1,725 to drink wine and listen as he tells us how unaffordable living in Canada has become under Trudeau. #cdnpoli
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3 weeks ago

This is MY Alberta!

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3 weeks ago

Great work Adriana!

Isn't it nice to see private corporations stepping up to do the job the taxpayer funded government won't do or can't do properly?

That's why we need private corporations people! They're the only ones who have your interests in their bottom line.

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