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Danielle Smith ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

@ABDanielSmith

Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶🐶 TBA puppet. Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs

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3 weeks ago

Calgary leads the way!

Thanks to the hard working efforts of your elected UCP government we have made Calgary a Canadian leader with the highest inflation rate in the country!

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Calgary leads the way! Thanks to the hard working efforts of your elected UCP government we have made Calgary a Canadian leader with the highest inflation rate in the country! #abpoli #ableg #yyc #yyccc #EnoughIsEnoughUCP
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3 weeks ago

Good!
We want to make sure we can knock out any municipal councillor we want!

Voter intention doesn't matter in a UCP Alberta.


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3 weeks ago

Hmmm. I wonder if that $330 million taxpayer dollars I gave to that rich billionaire would have been better spent building public schools and hiring teachers? 🤔

NNNAAAHHH!!


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3 weeks ago

What? How is this possible?

Oh right, that's because since getting elected I've allocated over $500 million taxpayer dollars to help fund private and charter schools that most Albertans could never afford.

Private schools for the win!


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3 weeks ago

A live photo of David Parker reacting to the sheer size of the protests taking place right now. 👇

A live photo of David Parker reacting to the sheer size of the #EnoughIsEnoughUCP protests taking place right now. 👇 #abpoli
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3 weeks ago

I don't know about you Alberta, but I will whole-heartedly be voting for David Parker's Take Back Alberta party next election. Definitely not conservativism.

Raise your hand if you're like me and support christo-fascism!


I don't know about you Alberta, but I will whole-heartedly be voting for David Parker's Take Back Alberta party next election. Definitely not conservativism. Raise your hand if you're like me and support christo-fascism! #abpoli #ableg #NeverConservative #EnoughIsEnoughUCP
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3 weeks ago

So . . . ?🤷‍♀️

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3 weeks ago

I'm asking all Albertans who are considering attending the upcoming province-wide protest today, to remain neutral.

Stay at home unless you want to join a carbon tax protest.

I'm asking all Albertans who are considering attending the upcoming province-wide #EnoughIsEnoughUCP protest today, to remain neutral. Stay at home unless you want to join a carbon tax protest. #abpoli #ableg #yeg #yyc #Lethbridge #RedDeer #MedHat
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3 weeks ago

They'll just have to hang on until we are finished restructuring Alberta Health Services into Alberta Hospital Services.

Could take around 2-3 years.

But don't worry, we'll have a lot of photo ops & social media posts!


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4 weeks ago

Will it prevent black people and immigrants from voting?

I want Alberta to be just like the USA!

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4 weeks ago

Why would we listen to you? And since when have I, or the UCP/TBA, ever once shown that we care about what anyone else thinks or wants?* 🤭

*Other than our corporate and oil & gas friends


Why would we listen to you? And since when have I, or the UCP/TBA, ever once shown that we care about what anyone else thinks or wants?* 🤭 *Other than our corporate and oil & gas friends #abpoli #ableg #bill20 #EnoughIsEnoughUCP
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4 weeks ago

Even in UCP/TBA controlled Alberta you can FAFO.

Enjoy retirement Rob!*

* You're definitely our kind of people so we'll reach out to you soon for some sole-sourced contracts. 🤫

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4 weeks ago

Great work Adriana!

Now we can get federal funding to stick seniors in hospital hallways and motel rooms across the province!

Then we can blame the Feds when we get caught leaving them uncared for!


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4 weeks ago

We only invited you, so we could get the PR and then deny you when you got to the meeting.

Just so you'd know what it feels like to be rejected.

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4 weeks ago

The Western Standard always gets it right!

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4 weeks ago

Because, since becoming premier I have given over $500 million taxpayer dollars to private and charter schools.

This helps ensure wealthy families have the very best educational experience while public schools are continually underfunded with crowded classrooms!

Just like they

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4 weeks ago

Disappointing these radical 2SLGBTQIA+ groups are unwilling to sit down with the UCP government to discuss our anti-transgender legislation.

You’d think they’d want to voice their concerns since we never gave them the opportunity when we were drafting and tabling this

Disappointing these radical 2SLGBTQIA+ groups are unwilling to sit down with the UCP government to discuss our anti-transgender legislation. You’d think they’d want to voice their concerns since we never gave them the opportunity when we were drafting and tabling this
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4 weeks ago

COMING SOON!

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Sign up here to be the first to get your CON-Coins as soon as they’re available:

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4 weeks ago

Um, hate to break it to you hun (especially since you’re such a big proponent for the whole anti-Trudeau, freedom convoy, spreading disinformation, and hate & divisiveness thing), but healthcare is a joint social program between the federal and provincial governments.

It’s

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4 weeks ago

This is why Alberta needs Bill 20!

To stop rogue city councils from trying to kill Christianity!

Under His Eye!

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