I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

This take on the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team win by Jason Gay is <chef kissing fingers> <Alex Morgan drinking tea> perfect. wsj.com/articles/a-ver…

All of us when lockdown is eventually over

Fifteen years ago today, Michiel Munneke introduced me to Andrew Brennan through a window. The rest, as they say, is history. And a lot of hard work. Because relationships take work. Onward!

i'm heartbroken

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

Is my husband a meme? 🤔

Introducing... Percy. We bring him home in 3 weeks!

Bud Light caves to a mob that was shooting at and running over its product for giving a one-minute sponsored Instagram post to a trans person.

Renaissance Tour movie is somehow even better than seeing the tour IRL like how

“so will Telephone ever be continued?”

When Blair Waldorf linked up with Cobra Starship

There’s something kinda gloriously meta about a pop star performing a song on tour that she wrote about her miserable state of mind performing songs earlier on that very same tour

new rules re-worked as an 80s song BOPS.

Thanksgiving In My Family Is Always Tense Because I Read News Outlets Owned By Liberal Billionaires And My Uncle Reads News Outlets Owned By Conservative Billionaires clckhl.co/uPgQMaB

Is your teen texting about Taylor Swift’s “Delicate?” iictisat - Is it cool that I said all that iictyimh - Is it chill that you're in my head ciktid - 'Cause I know that it's delicate iiiiii - Isn’t it isn’t it isn’t it

Honoured to be asked to speak to Business Insider about the benefits and growth of rowing in the world of fitness and health. Would be great to know thoughts and hear comments. lnkd.in/eJ8Hz8t lnkd.in/eSTJQ4D