Welcome to the ward albs 🏹. Are you miserable? Why would you post that? After this I’m ALSO going to haunt you forever - BOO!

Hi @ameliascoven. If the end result of this is you stop posting due to internal injuries leading to death? Then I fully support 💛

Hello Ashley. I’d say get a hobby but for most of you “Season 2 Filibustering” seems to be exactly that I can ALSO see you still have CUNTVID19. We have a cure for that now, would you like some?

Every time I read an @agatharioluvr tweet, I loose a year from my life. Idk why you do this, Idk where your shame is and Idk how to help you I seriously can’t believe ppl would read or LIKE something so violent, so disgusting and so perverted (So can I pls have that ao3 link…)

Sorry WHO is in the bottom right corner? dayana¹⁶⁴⁴ ELDEST DAUGHTER this is heinous. However I DO vote they make “gay giraffe” canon in season 2 🤞

Welcome ssana! Now for someone with the name “Agathario defence attorney” - it’s EXTREMELY ironic you’re out here spreading misinformation I’d hold you in contempt of court but this isn’t a trial - so I’ll disbar you instead. I suggest you change your name accordingly 💛

I actually DON’T want to talk about that meri! Welcome to AAAPsychWard, I’ve taken the liberty of decorating YOUR room with things I assume you’ll enjoy - based on your tweet 💛

First, contract breach Second? Excommunication Third… DOG MURDER The public has spoken, results of the offical poll are finalised. In a survey of 75 voters, your time is up °❀ Emma °❀.ೃ࿔ - BISCUIT RUMI TRUTHER I sentence you to THE KISS OF DEATH!! Welliebie awaits

Hello @avrscn. I’m listening AND I’m judging. Speaking of judgement, I’m interested in these art pieces you’ve been creating recently I’m a big advocate for therapy via artistic expression but this feels… wrong, somehow. Could you perhaps explain these to me?

Hello agatha harkness’ gf, welcome to the ward I must say - you’ve got quite the portfolio of depravity. From licking “essence of Kathryn Hahn” off the floor to being a prominent “agasei” pedaler, I honestly didn’t know where to start! Eventually I settled on this gem ✨ Get help

Hello @lezbianwitch, welcome to AAAPsychWard I won’t pretend this edit doesn’t slap but the amount of times I’ve heard about “digitally-transmitted-lesbian-babies” in the last 4 weeks is a cause for concern I mean really… are you sure you’re ready for motherhood?

And for my final admission…@maliemalacho Your commitment to delusion is impressive, your levels of horniness are concerning and your presence AAAPsychWard has been nothing short of entertaining 💛 Channel your inner Taylor Swift fan and I’m sure you can figure out who I am x

That’s that! No explosions, no drama, I’m just off to Turks and Caicos to do some molly and shavasana BYE EVERYONE 💛Doc