Serious question for all of the Connecticut parents in attendance at Brick, did you people pack anything besides boat shoes and pastels?! #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

Delete this tweet. If they go at the NHL like this, I’ll certainly feel the wrath next at AAA tier 1 full ice mites youth hockey. #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

Brick Update: Team Pennsylvania vs Connecticut Junior Rangers was tense. A group of CJR dads wearing vineyard vines t shirts told a group of PA dads in Carhartt hoodies that they thought Wawa is overrated. Edmonton Police Service was on scene to difuse the situation. #AAAAHockey

In a brazen announcement from the press room at the Brick Youth Hockey tournament, executives of Team Pennsylvania have announced that if they lose today all of their players will be forced to move to New Jersey and be banned from their home state out of shame. #AAAAHockey

Parents, please remember I AM an expert on youth hockey and I am well connected to NHL teams. And anyone with knowledge will tell you that your child will never get drafted if they don’t have 600 games under their belt by 12U. There is no off-season. #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

After her impressive 13 white claw performance in the parking lot yesterday, Declan’s mom also polished off a bottle of Grey Goose in the hotel lobby last night and told everyone her sons team goalie couldn’t stop a beach ball and criticized the coach’s line pairings. #AAAAHockey

I asked the Team Pennsylvania coach how he got the kids ready for this monumental week and he said that the kids practiced on ice with ruts all over to get them accustomed to the pot holes on PA highways since they’ll be spending so much time driving. #AAAAHockey

Hey everyone staying for the Brick Tournament, please watch out. I’m hearing some pretty alarming reports that the towels at the Holiday Inn Express are very scratchy. Really troubling considering the caliber of athlete we have on display for this illustrious event. #AAAAHockey

In a show of solidarity, parents from the Boston Junior Bruins and Connecticut Junior Rangers are staging a protest over the West Edmonton Mall’s lack of a Burberry store. One mom was quoted saying “If I want my son to wear a $400 collared shirt, it should be here!” #AAAAHockey

Brick News release: A medical team will be on hand at today’s games after being reported that Declan’s mom has not slept since arriving in Edmonton. They are also saying she consumed 86 cans of white claw and hotel staff keeps finding empty bottles of vodka littered everywhere.

After hearing Declan’s mom was passing out helmet stickers to every player that took a shot with her last night, Brick tournament officials have warned all teams that if any player has the shot glass sticker on their helmet they will face an equipment violation minor. #AAAAHockey

The last matchup of the day is going to be very interesting. Apparently Team Alberta just found out about the existence of Tastykake products and aren’t happy that Team Pennsylvania has been keeping it from them. Stay tuned for more on this developing story. #AAAAHockey

Brick Tournament Breaking News: The Taco Shop in the West Edmonton Mall is renaming their Spicy Paloma margarita after Declan’s mom, who downed 15 in one bender. She was overheard telling the bartender it was one for every time she yelled ‘shoot’ at her son’s game. #AAAAHockey

Big day of Brick action, the Western Selects team is looking to shake off the ridicule of being the only team majority of the hockey moms in attendance keep wondering, “Where are they from?” It has to be weighing heavy on their psyche and make it hard to concentrate. #AAAAHockey

Stanley donated Quencher Protour water bottles to all of the players who don’t make the playoffs at Brick. It also gives those kids a chance to say they have a Stanley cup since they clearly aren’t going pro after their performance in Edmonton to actually win one. #AAAAHockey

Katy Perry once skated the length of a sheet of ice and now she thinks she’s a tier 1 hockey player. #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

Please remember that when playing for my youth teams you may not have a AAA membership for your vehicle. I am aware of all the travel you will be doing so it may make sense, but there clearly isn't enough A's for your child. Lead by example, don't settle for less! #AAAAHockey

Big stage… 🤩 TOP 8U… 🤤 Elite Talent…. 😊 Just take my money already… #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

Show me the data that matters! Where are the numbers of tier 1 8U players making it? It’s 100%, isn’t it?? #AAAAHockey #QuadAHockey

AAA tier 1 mite parents are shaking their fists in anger at this asking “what does this guy know?”… #AAAAHockey