bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

me agreeing to the new ao3 terms not knowing wtf is going on

Demure brat that fell out of a coconut tree that’s Holding space in the 97 year old khia asylum that my solo poly hijabi amputee uncle who works there is a Jehovah witness believe it or not he went from catholic to Jehovah and makes Coke the old fashioned way

Liking both genders should be the normal, not being straight.

an ivy league grad is the main suspect for shooting the united healthcare ceo and the person who snitched was a mcdonalds worker. shakespeare couldn’t have written this shit.

ao3 is a magical place

One CEO gets shot now all these corp dorks are hella scarred to back to the office. Imagine how our children feel going back to school.

transmasc arcane fan told me he kinned viktor i said oh i'm sure

it's called dungeons and dragons

Just pacemogged a slowbie on the sidewalk

Me when the Batman and Robin comic has Batman and not just Robin

Did I just see Jason Todd call Tim Drake replacement in an officially licensed dc comic

Back in my day a male character wasn’t properly woobified until they were drawn in overalls and an off the shoulder pastel sweater

No yeah bro that’s the fifth time you’ve brought up calories during dinner, you’re definitely gonna keep getting invited don’t worry