Fownd this old pic of Wayne my roomy from the slammer days. Thort we’d jump on the bangwagon like Aldi Stores UK who r rippin off #19crimes wine. Gonna call ours ‘2 bellendz’. Some of our old pals in parkhurst are savin there hooch up and postin it to us to make a nice resipea. #booze

Colin the tatw-ist in Pennygross has upt his advertising campain by havin a tatw of Hugh Lorry on his face. If u close ur eyes a bit u can see it. If u cant see it at all yor eyes are probarlee closed #tattoo #tattooart

Took this book from the libaree twoday. Crap.

Worlds wurst Elton John lookalike computision starts tonite in Ponty soshal. Larst ears winner John ‘Elton John’ Elton is the compair. Good luck all evolved #glastonbury2023 #EltonJohn

‘Berwyn’s bbq Barbers’ venture had their open day yesterday in Llancachcach. Didant go well. Berwyn’s name is dirt after he mixed the moistiwriser and hair bleech up. Colin Crud’s head is glowing and he’s after Berwyn’s blood. So look owt.

MISSING: has anyone seen my mait Phil Gregary? Last seen in Cwm Seion chapel on Sunday. Phil is 66, medium bild, with grey hairs. He’s a shy, quiet guy who doesnt like to draw two much attention to himself. Bit of a long shot, butb the pic below mite help. Fax me if u see him. Ta

Here’s anuther pic of my missin mait Phil wen his hair was a littal longer incase u didant recanise him from the furst pic #missing

UPDATE: Phil gregary has bean fownd. He was just cuttin his garden hej but his his wife couldnt see him. Should have gone to vision express luv!

Just cum back from watchin the zig n zag tour in Pontypoop. Theyve aged since #thebigbreakfast mind

Theres loads of weirdos abowt these days - u need to pruteckt urself on the meen strets. Gaz Cool’s karate class is back in Cwmchachach. 7am sunday in the sosh. £1.25 per ower #karate #selfdefence

WARNING: Never imploy Kevin Prickleg the plumma in Pengont. Asked him to convert nan’s boxroom into a an on sweet and insted he just stuck a bog in a box! Warra Fackin morong! #bathroomconversion #bog #toilet

It was ‘dress up as a normal family fancy dress’ night at Cwmshol community centre last night. Unfortunately Dai’s sun Keith (in the back here) has never liked fancy dress, so despite all their effarts, they cum larst place. #spoilsport #fancydress

After 15 buglaries in the last 3 days the commiti at Cwmshlong RFC r takin turns doin shifts to keep an eye on the plaice. Roger Rogers is first on tonite. #burglaries #cctv #nightwatchman #security #wru

Disscusscing. The burglers at Cwmshlong evan tried to nick the outside toliet. #Waristhewuldcummingtoo? #toilet

On a redewst fat diet. Eatin the same old shit just tiny potions. Bastad starvin me #diet #healthier #fat

Thort my nan had been wotchin porn on my phone again wen seend this just now. Then i realised id taken a photoe of my leg #niceass #doubletake #madeyoulook #twat

Really handy that ‘bin dins’ takeaway in Llanshol serve there food in a food bin. Spoze it saves cleanup and It was so buzzin that i chuckt it out after a mouthful anyway #takeaway #curry

Just bean wotchin @bonjovi on tv. #bonjovi #music @bbc

Just bumped in to old pals Neil Jenkins and Gerald Depidoo whoo always meat on a tiwsday to laff at a picture on the wall in Penpussy RFC. Heckish good boys #bants #celebspot #hobby

Is wanksy back in the Cwmcock area?