Gm Ser, put me down. I’m the manager.

Gm Our shelf stocker was surprised we caught him screwing off.

Gm From our cart wrangler.

Gm Happy Monday

When you show up to work Everything is shit Half the shift called off But you’re the star employee And you’ve got coffee. This is fine.

Gm You’ve been degenning too late Chasing another runner Now you’ve got crap sleep You’re exhausted But these carts aren’t going to wrangle themselves. Let’s get this bread. Welcome to Walmart

Still stuck trying to escape the Matrix!

Gm This Shift leader is out of this world!

Gm Get back to work!