Tilda Swinton is the last person on Earth, having solely survived the apocalypse. A tumbleweed rolls by. She picks it up and eats it. 'Delicious,' she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into the night.

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Man, it’s nice seeing Carp back in the lineup. ♥️🐅⚾️

I can’t wait to see him in Detroit!

These guys are so good. Andy Dirks asks if @jasonbenettin has a crystal ball and Benetti immediately comes back with a Styx joke. Sublime.

My mom and I were talking tonight about Tigers TV broadcasts and how much everyone makes us laugh. What is your biggest laugh in the booth this season? #raindelayquestions

If Benetti doesn’t say ‘Reinsdorf’ for who he’d haunt, he is wasting haunting. #raindelayquestions

#Tigers land TWO on MLB Pipeline’s Prospect Team of the Week.

I saw this sign on our morning walk and I knew what I had to do.

These two are treasures. ♥️🐅⚾️

If the Bears win this game, be ready to turn off any and every sports program

It seems real fashionable for Tigers fans to pile on and talk shit about the Tigers. Yes, they are playing some bad baseball right now, but I'm not giving up on them. Today is the day they turn this mess around and get back to playing the way they played most of the season.

Yes! Way to close a game out, Tigers!

Perfect country house.

Bill Gates: $106B | Microsoft: $3.9T Jeff Bezos: $232.5B | Amazon: $2.3T Larry Page: $204.2B | Google: $2.84T Mark Zuckerberg: $243.5B | Meta: $1.8T Can someone please explain why on earth we’re paying the power & water bills for their data centers?

I like this lineup! Go Tigers!

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