Tony’s had his wallop and now he’s on that blower, Terry Tibbs style. These next few days are gonna be mental, Tone’s not leaving some random’s kitchen counter until we’ve netted a few corkers. Drop the spandex, chuck that wonga. #ffc

Given Kevin and Chukwueze are imminent, our work still isn’t done. I can’t believe we’ve allowed our business to boil down to the final minutes of what’s been a summer of inactivity. We need an 8, as well as the aforementioned wingers, and maybe even another 9. Strap in. #ffc

An actual Fulham ‘here we go’ with an hour of the window left. What a fucking ride. Could this be one of three, four announcements? Farkin hell. #ffc

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Squad vibes were already immaculate but with Samu being added to the mix, our third Naija White, every social media platform is in for a FFC flogging. You’ve got Samba boys two-stepping with the Spaniards and now CBass, Alex and Chuk bringing the smoke to every occasion. #ffc

I reckon Kev’s gonna take the steaming piss out of every fullback that has the misfortune of marking him. We’ve got a proper little shit-ripper on our hands here. Gonna shimmy Kyle Walker into a coma, the fucker. #ffc

Really poor first half from an offensive standpoint. I don’t care about xG, but we’ve 0.0 on the doors. Not enough cutting edge about our advancements. Leeds have struck the upright, we’ve barely had a scuff in anger. This is where we have to find some purpose. #ffc

This Kevin is going to rock your little worlds. What a firecracker of a winger he is. The game swung in our favour as soon as he planted his feet. They weren’t static for long. Step-overs, forward thinking, forcing Darlow to extend, he loves the destination and I am smitten. #ffc

Shit you not, this is the best OG I have ever seen. Some serious poise on that. You do not save those. That’s a long train back ain’t it.

Brilliant Atlético Bublé FC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 fightback this morning against Westminster Wanderers Football Club 2s. 3-0 down with 20 to go, we managed to pin the hosts back, scoring two in quick succession and leaving the equaliser until added time. Needless to say, I changed the game when I came on. Just modest.

Really want to know why mid-September is acting like early fucking February

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Iwobi was superb tonight. Instant finish and an assist that Harry Wilson couldn’t resist. For me, he can’t operate out wide but centrally, where he was most effective tonight drifting infield, he was almost unrivalled against a shite, shite Brentford side, albeit. Gerrup. #ffc

Should probably have had a penalty. Despite conceding from another ball over the sodding top, Fulham have been the better side thus far and King is the prime instigator. He’s a mesmeric ball carrier and is absolutely at home at this level. This is a game we can win for sure. #ffc

Redknapp and Ferdinand both issuing strong indictments of King’s “dive”, but the teen isn’t in the wrong. Both believe it’s a stonewall penalty and I couldn’t agree more, there’s contact, King knocked it round Martinez, where is he meant to go? Officiating fucking us again. #ffc

We all know that a penalty, which should’ve been given for both incidents, would’ve changed the game entirely. King was shifting his weight, not going down, and Cash’s arm is outstretched. Simple as that. One rule for them, another for us. Honking decisions, crooked as ever. #ffc

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