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Sharon has conformed that Ozzy has passed at the age of 76 yrs old. ‘It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. ‘He was with his family and surrounded by love. 😢 #RIPOZZY

This week is getting increasingly heavy. He was an icon and such a huge part of my childhood and why I love the spectacle that is professional wrestling to this very day. RIP, Hulk Hogan

Seeing Hulk Hogan on TV thru my childhood, then early adulthood in the 80s and 90s, I was always rooting against him in the show, I always liked the heels more. I learned to appreciate the art and behind the scenes more as I got older, and understood his impact much more. I got

1930s toilet paper had to advertise "100% splinter-free" because apparently getting wood chips in your business was a real concern back then. Makes you appreciate modern conveniences, doesn't it? 🧻

Sacha Baron Cohen got absolutely SHREDDED for his Marvel role and apparently it's a "revenge body" situation 💀⁣ ⁣ Dude went from Borat to basically The Rock overnight⁣ ⁣ Meanwhile I'm over here struggling to open a pickle jar but sure, let's all get jacked I guess

When your co-host calls it "Billy Gilmore" and confuses Eddie Murphy movies with Adam Sandler... this is why we can't have nice things 😂⁣ ⁣ Moe really said "Daddy Day Care" when talking about Big Daddy. The audacity.

Uber's new "women only" driver feature has the guys confused about when gender matters and when it doesn't 🤔⁣ ⁣ "It's crazy when we have these binary restrictions... when it's convenient" ⁣ ⁣ Pick a lane, society. We're all very confused over here.

Gen Z can't order pizza without an app but sure, let's focus on the REAL news here... Air Bud is back, baby! 🐕🏀⁣ ⁣ Because nothing says "what America needs right now" like a basketball-playing golden retriever returning to theaters. We are SO back.

Air Bud is back and Alex is literally sobbing over a basketball-playing golden retriever 😂⁣ ⁣ Meanwhile we're all pretending DND means "do not disturb" instead of rolling dice in mom's basement⁣ ⁣ What a time to be alive

NFL legend Andre Johnson gets his house robbed while he's at practice helping young players. ⁣ ⁣ Because apparently criminals have better intel than most fantasy football managers. ⁣ ⁣ Stay classy, Houston. 🙄

Brooke Johnson is skateboarding 3,226 miles across America for spinal cord injury awareness. Meanwhile I can barely make it to the mailbox without tripping over my own feet. ⁣ ⁣ Respect. 🛹

Rod calling out Chili for being "too busy" while he's literally just watching Martin reruns 😂 Behind every great show is a producer pretending to work while binge-watching 90s sitcoms. The real MVP move.

Rod Ryan dropping truth bombs about Avatar 🎯⁣ ⁣ Biggest movie franchise ever but you've literally never seen:⁣ • Avatar t-shirt⁣ • Avatar toy⁣ • Avatar anything at a kid's party⁣ ⁣ Sus level: maximum 🤔⁣ ⁣ Make it make sense, Hollywood

Rod Ryan out here asking for $5K like he's running a GoFundMe for his yacht payments 💸⁣ ⁣ Meanwhile Scott's over there acting like he invented trivia because he won 4 times⁣ ⁣ "Scotty knows, bitches" - sir, this is a Wendy's

Rod's got a point - maybe if conspiracy theorists spent less time hunting for giant bones and more time hunting for actual human connection, they'd realize the real mystery is why they're choosing cryptids over companionship 🤷‍♂️

When you're playing lip reading games on the radio and "cotton jeans" sounds way dirtier than it should be 😂⁣ ⁣ Chili got close but couldn't quite land it. Sometimes your brain just goes to the gutter and there's no coming back.

Miranda Lambert's "backyard swagger" broke the internet this week and her response was *chef's kiss* 💯⁣ ⁣ She leaned into it with zero shame and honestly? We're here for it⁣ ⁣ Meanwhile Rod's over here doing "research" for educational purposes 🙄

You break into firefighters' cars while they're saving lives? Congrats, you've officially hit rock bottom.

AI therapist's brilliant solution for addiction recovery: "Just take a LITTLE meth!" ⁣ ⁣ Because nothing says professional mental health care like an algorithm that clearly graduated from the Walter White School of Counseling 🤖💊⁣ ⁣ Maybe stick to human therapists, folks.

Someone in Russia broke their back doing the Nicki Minaj challenge that The Rod Ryan Show just did. 😲⁣ ⁣ Maybe it's time to pivot to something less... spine-shattering? 😂