Fire Parker Fleming

How long you going to be waiting

One of the best things you can do for yourself is let people like the shit they like.

Do people actually search for new stuff on Substack or just go to the stuff they know?

Every generation, as they enter the workforce, is some version of this through the eyes of the generation in management.

This is what someone sent me because I pointed out that someone who is so disabled they are incapable of microwaving a meal needs hands-on medical care and not DoorDash

“Food insecure” apparently means they’re not sure if the dasher will make it during the delivery window.

Society has broken men.

Go to any Midwest town and find a troop of 6 year olds rolling on mats.

Honest question. What is the moral argument for squatters rights?

We must not be watching the same anime.

Big this energy

A company that’s raised $240 million in funding. This ain’t the mom and pop pizza shop having a bad day. A reviewer reviews a product.

Everybody knows some topics or questions are taboo, but which ones? Do people agree? Decided to find out. We asked 500 Americans online to rate the tabooness of 29 questions, and this was the result. Race and IQ was the winner, even beating incest, pedophilia, gay germs etc.

I…agree

Is this satire? I can never tell any more in Elon Musk twitter

Terrance Howard proved straight lines don’t exist on Rogan a couple weeks back.

Finding video games less attractive than trolling is wild.

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