this is how it feels asking a tenor 2 to sing tenor 1

for our winter auditions we’re just gonna make everyone do The Rizzler’s Christmas rap because who really cares anymore

i have two weeks to arrange this

on the eighth day God invented E-Boards out of spite

if you think about it the pope is kind of the music director of the catholic church

being a bass in an a cappella group really is just a constant game of boom or doom

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Drexel University’s 8 to the Bar will be doing its second studio session tomorrow. This is two more studio sessions than Frank Ocean has done this year.

Taylor Swift recently bought the masters to her first six albums. 8 to the Bar has never had this problem.

8 to the Bar stuns in new photo.

8 to the Bar stuns in photo from the 8 to the Barnyard concert.

8 to the Bar announces ‘Leave of Absence’ EP, due this fall. Unlike Sabrina Carpenter, there appears to be no discourse around 8Bar’s choice of cover art.

8 to the Bar stuns in newly unearthed photo of their signature “clumsy bow.” To our knowledge, Taylor Swift does not have a similar gimmick.

8 to the Bar does not appear to have a feature on Tyler, The Creator’s new ‘DON’T TAP THE GLASS’ album. Are they washed?

BREAKING: We can confirm at this time that 8 to the Bar will NOT be appearing on ‘The Life of a Showgirl,’ Taylor Swift’s 12th studio LP.

8 to the Bar is on flawless terms with Lana Del Rey. Can Ethel Cain say the same?

8 to the Bar received zero Grammy nominations, the same number as indie darling Cameron Winter. Is 8 to the Bar next up in New York?

8 to the Bar released the ‘Leave of Absence’ EP today, ending its 12-year leave of absence from recorded music. Frank Ocean is currently on a 9-year leave of absence from full-length releases. Will that end any time soon?

To quell the speculation, we are officially clarifying that 8 to the Bar will NOT be performing the Super Bowl Halftime Show this year.

8 to the Bar is officially Grammy-eligible for its breakout EP ‘Leave of Absence.’