on Skype, kid uses acronyms I don't know. #8ws (eight-word-sad on parents or parenting today!)

Write an #8ws about fruit, camping, or some other 4th of July motif! #holiday #specialedition

I'll probably watch fireworks from my apartment window. “EightWord Sad: Write an #8ws about fruit, camping, or some other 4th of July motif!”

EightWord Sad Drove halfway to the vet with hazards on. #8ws

Was gonna get ice cream, but there's no vanilla. #8ws EightWord Sad

Highlight of my day: getting D2L course shells. #8ws

“C. Drew: I think the coffee is broken, still tired. #8ws"

EightWord Sad The cat has better portion control than me. #cat #diet #PS #8ws

EightWord Sad I'm not eating a Chipotle burrito for dinner. #8ws

EightWord Sad - Ate healthy dinner. Stayed up late. Hungry again.

I'm with you. JS Doan have you seen? “Cats of Instagram: How do people not like cats? #caturday pic.x.com/UvASZtzBAC”

EightWord Sad I can't spend all day looking at Cats of Instagram. #8ws

"French vanilla creamer + water equals milk, right?" #8ws EightWord Sad

"There is always the possibility of getting trampled." EightWord Sad #8ws

Placing cilantro next to parsley's a cruel joke. #8ws EightWord Sad

Having to put down #CNF to grade cnf. #8ws EightWord Sad

EightWord Sad : Had decaf coffee to keep from having brownie. #8ws

EightWord Sad "But I'm A Cheerleader" isn't streaming on Netflix. #8ws

EightWord Sad Indian takeout: asked for garlic naan; got plain.

Eating oatmeal makes me hungrier. Need more snacks. EightWord Sad JS Doan @Ad_Hoc_Nicktr @CRHomestead #8ws