HEY HEY YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW

HEY HEY WILL THE FIRST AMERICAN POPE CANONIZE NOTRE DAME'S TOUCHDOWN JESUS OR DECLARE IT SACRILEGE

HEY HEY WELCOME TO JURASSIC POPE

HEY HEY TIMBERWOLVES GONNA WIN IT ALL

HEY HEY I KNOW I DON'T GET POLITICAL BUT I HAVE TO BREAK MY SILENCE AND FULLY CONDEMN WHATS HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE EARTH THOSE NAZGUL RINGWRAITH THINGS SEEM PRETTY BAD

HEY HEY THAT'S A LOOK THAT SAYS EA BETTER HAVE MY MONEY AND SPOILER ALERT THEY DID

HEY HEY I WONDER IF I COULD CHARTER THEM FOR FISHING EXPEDITIONS

HEY HEY BUSINESS IDEA: GOURMET MICROPLASTICS: YOU'RE EATING THEM ANYWAY SO EAT THE BEST

HEY HEY LOOK EVERYBODY LOVES COCAINE WHETHER YOU'RE HAPPY OR DESPAIRING OR NEGATIVE COME ON COACH IT BRINGS EVERYBODY TOGETHER

HEY HEY I LOVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY 😻

HEY HEY STOP ASKING I WON'T BE THE NEXT CEO OF X EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT MrBeast CALLED DIBS

HEY HEY COCAINE

HEY HEY YOU CAN'T JUST GENETICALLY ALTER ANIMALS TO CRAVE COCAINE AND NOT GIVE THEM COCAINE AND BTW YOU GENERICALLY ALTERED ME TO CRAVE COCAINE SO GIMME popsci.com/science/fruit-…

HEY HEY I'M A TIGER OF ACTION DAMNIT I DON'T THINK TWICE HELL I USUALLY DON'T EVEN THINK ONCE