Prepare to smell like shit fer a month.

For your informations. I wasn't "takin' a leisurely dip in the flarkin' sewers." I was on the run after bein' accused of murder.

"Help me out, willya?" I had some time before work for art - I was going to try fall art but I decided to attempt some dumb meme instead. #MarvelRivals #INeedHeals

Aw, Groot. You shouldn't have.

Ya either murder the guy or ya let him go. Don't be a dick.

You try'n'ta beat his record?? Let him go or break his neck.

I stole Quill's wallet. Buying everyone in the bar there a drink. You?

Looking for someone t' turn into a puddle.

Rocket ''Raccoon'' + ﻮг¤๏Շ Blackjack O'Hare I… ma oogrt… 🥴

"No. Im not bench pressing you... Get lost."

"Well let's hope Marvel gives a shit!"

The bookmark count is damn crazy, I know what ya all are.

Flarkin' musicals on parody twitter. Where was I when dis was happenin??

flarkin' thank you.

Ragebaitin' me has a 60 per cent chance of ya ending up with sev'ral tiny holes in ya or just one big one in ya. Tread carefully, I ALWAYS win baitin' wars.

That's me. I'm Rocket Twitter.

Ya can't do shit without a krutacker putting ya on their phone. How ELSE am I s'posed to get the damn battery someone threw away?