when u gonna stop drinking cokes with the wokes and come drink some dr.pepper w a big stepper

“your 20s are for—“ enough my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 6th grade and realizing that actually 12 year old me was kinda onto something

Thank God for Me #WhereWouldWeBeWithoutMe

college be so easy and then suddenly you wanna end it all in front of your professor on a random tuesday

😭😭😭

Bruh looking back at it , my dad lowkey treated me differently after the third time I totaled my car

I want a boyfriend but what if my routine gets thrown off and I have to kill him

My coworkers be giving it their all & I be on instagram

No I didn’t eat enough protein today but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you

i like nerds not losers #mytruth

i am full of love and U r full of shit

can we hangout one thousand times

instead of being a evil person im gonna get #sexier instead

yelling "you already did that move" at a stripper

you are the moon and he is just a man

niggas be wantin a bad bitch til she start tellin you she wanna k*ll herself everyday