What a thoughtful and engrossing piece of writing on…HAWKS & DOVES?!?!?

Thank you Carrie

Hi, me!

Me at my peak. You’re welcome.

Stephen please listen to RE-AC-TOR I know it is an album you would love.

Ain’t I a rascal!

I invented the slow jam

It’s showtime!

All aboard. We’re going to Johnny’s Island. Things are gonna get TROPICAL.

Physical copies of Archives Vol. III will come with blank Geffen lawsuit forms so now you can choose which albums you want to sue me for.

🤔

The existence of a LANDING ON WATER-era version of “Razor Love” should make you question everything you’ve ever believed. I am taking you through the looking glass. Down is up. Acoustic is synth.

Hey Geffen Records you fuck with 80s Neil Young you fuck with me. I don’t want your job.

David Geffen leaked my audition tape for Revenge of the Nerds

I’m fuming

From my audition to play Rufus in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Now that it’s out you now all know “Johnny” is the most influential synthpop song never to be released