I’m Ten Hag out just for this… You have to be blind or deluded to ever use Bruno and “high pain threshold” in the same sentence 😭 Bloke is softer than butter #MUFC

Maximum effort in a “poor me story” interview, minimal effort on the field… Shake hands, sell up, move on #MUFC

Can’t wait to watch Bruno, McTominay and Casemiro dominate that midfield battle 🙃🫠 Please don’t be double figures 😭 #MUFC #SuperSunday #ManchesterDerby

Only seen 20 mins of Newcastle/West Ham game, already topped the whole international break! Thank god proper football is back 😍

If ETH says anything positive about these bunch of dickheads, sack him on the spot ✊🏼💦 #MUFC Manchester United

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Genuinely need a break from Manchester United 🤬 Never seen such a hopeless, unbothered “team”… Boring boring Man United #MUFC

As happy as I am to be getting Amorim in, I really feel for the fella.. He currently has a bunch of players who work their arses off as a team.. He’s about to have a bunch of players who are selfish, have zero work ethic and think they are better than they are 🙃 #MUFC Manchester United

Patrick Mahomes is too good 🔥🏈 #NFLonNetflix #NFL

You know what, I’m not sure I fancy this lot in a relegation battle… Just have nothing about us these days Manchester United … Trust the manager, remove the players! #MUFC #ManUnited 🇾🇪

In the US, no argument game on… In the UK, we have an inch of snow and game under review 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Proper soft incompetent nation aren’t we 😫 #SuperSunday #LIVMUN Manchester United

Actually think Hojlund might have a poorer first touch than Lukaku… Lad is a trampoline, zero hold up play 🤦🏻‍♂️ #MUFC

So I can pay £100 more for the same seat I had last year 🙃🙃 am I just poor or are ticket prices an absolute joke now? #NFLLondonGames

Think it’s time Manchester United resign Alessia Russo ….And I’m not talking about the women’s team 😆 Seen enough, she’s more reliable than Hojlund #Lionesses

Go on the girls!! It gets abuse but back your nation, back the game… back to back 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏆 #Euro2025 #Lionesses

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Amorim must be playing for transfers with that line up… Take the L and get in those desperate last minute deals… This is going to be a tough watch 😬 #MUNARS #MUFC

Not feeling Carrick’s first line up 🙃 Shaw, Dalot, Dorgu would be easy drops for me… Our wing backs don’t do anything offensive and not solid defensive, so Dalot/Shaw out and Heaven/Yoro in for me #MUFC Manchester United

So it turns out Manchester United can do it on a cold night away to modern day Stoke FC 👀 #MUFC